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Cute & Funny Quotes About Love
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- People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
- After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
- Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. – Oprah Winfrey
- Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you. —Megan Mullally
- If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.
- I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.
- Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford
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- One day I caught myself smiling without any reason, then I realized I was thinking of you.
- I want you to know something, but I don’t know how to tell it. So I’ll let the first three words of this explain it.
- I always wake up smiling. I think it’s your fault.
- They say that you can fall in love only once; I do not believe it to be true, because every time I see you I fall in love with you all over again.
- I have crossed oceans of time to find you. – Dracula
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Funny Quotes To Make Her Smile
- In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
- My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up a tent here.
- Stick with the guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.
Funny Quotes To Make Him Smile
- What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. – Cindy Garner
- When a boy gets jealous it’s kind a cute. But when a girl gets jealous, World War 3 is about to start.
- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.- Albert Einstein
Cute Funny Love Quotes
- So many reasons are there to love you. Your cute smile, your sweet laugh, your innocence, and your kind heart makes me love you.
- There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. Melanie Griffith
- Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
- You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. – Dr. Seuss
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Funny Quotes About Life And Love
- You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!
- Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz
- A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. — Phyllis Diller
Funny Quotes About Love And Relationships
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner
- A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.
- Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. – Albert Einstein
- There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
- Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. –Will Ferrell
Sarcastic Quotes About Love
- They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
- Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
- Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
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- If someone who fell in love with you says that you are cute, pretty, funny, you should know that love is blind! and, I love you.
- According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.
- Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, let’s do it, let’s fall in love.
- Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
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